Wednesday, August 26, 2009

A Funeral

As you may (or may not) know, Lillian and I had seriously considered using the name "Two Girls One Blog" for our site. However, due to what it reminds everyone of, we decided to let it go. It seemed only fair that we take a moment of silence to remember the name. What better way to do that than with a funeral.

Dearly Beloved,

Today we gather here on this humble forum to celebrate a short, but well lived life. The life of 'Two Girls One Blog.' And though her fame short, she will always be remembered for her ingeniusness, her creativity, and her wit. It is a shame that her evil twin sister outlived her. The evil sister that ended up killing her. Natural death is heartbreaking as is, but when it is murder, and by a family member, there are no words for such tragedy. Justice will prevail and I know she will be fairly punsihed according to the internet gods.

Though it was only a short moment in time that I knew you, I will always wonder our future, what could have and what would have been. We came so close, and yet we are so far now. But it is all for the best. I wish you well, my friend.

Here's to you, 2G1B, may you live on in our memories forever, and may you find rest.



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